Bashscripts.org

Ok not really a full blown bash script. But its a little bit of fun

run the following to find out the size of your machine's manhood

echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs -x smbfs | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'

and you've got 193.0cm to beat!

ha ha ha ......

remember, it's not how big it is, but if you know what to do with it

um...how's 355.7cm?

28.5cm

What does that script actually work out?

from what i can figure out it compares:
- uptime
- cpu
- ram
- disk storage
- number of scsi/sata devices?

then it runs it through bc (this is not on all distros by default) to do the calc and conversion to cm

haha no wonder my machine is a failure in relationships - it has the shortest one going.

well i might have to mount a few servers around the office to get my numbers up... 62.1 cm

that's ok... there's a few scsi drives in the back i can get a little "play" from

68.2 cm.... guess I'm a little above average.

My wife's computer is 74.4 cm

We both still have a ways to go to achieve the average of 99.4 (after dropping the outliers -- looking at you isacklow and crudball).

i'm up to 73.3 today... must be warm outside

179.8cm

745.1cm

Anybody need a date?

68.4cm

Guess the Compalis isn't doing much...

61.7cm for my laptop. i think the thing that kills me is the fact that I shutdown everynight